August 2012
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
- ogamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
- girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
- girls who are super obnoxious and pretentious and feel snowflake special and unique over the fact that they play mario kart like anyone else growing up in the 90s: LOL MAKES THIS CHAT POST
“You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female”.”
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Erin (from A Dress A Day)
I wish someone would have told me this when I was younger.
(via iamateenagefeminist)
“It’s not everyone’s inalienable right to get whatever they want. We are charged with making smart decisions for our company, for our shareholders and to present the product the way we believe is best.”
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That’s the guy at NBC who’s more or less behind the decision to show you your Olympics sports on a multi-hour tape delay. You see, world? Your Olympics are a “product,” and watching them aren’t your inalienable right, per your friends at NBC.
Tone deaf. And it’s not like we have any other way to watch a cultural event. Monopoly?
(via afterelton)
Dicks.
(via meredithmo)
#NBCFail
(via wilwheaton)
Listen
this post literally gets me through everything and anything
Taupe.
- Most people: don't eat ice cream, pizza, bread, sugar, fat, or fried food. EVER.
- Me: oh I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of MODERATION.
- *Actually Me: CAKE CAKE PIZZA ICE CREAM COOKIES CHEESEBURGERS
losing friends to people you helped them meet
So my mother does burlesque and one night after one of her shows, I asked her how it was (She is currently in this Doctor Who Burlesque thing) She smiled at me and turned on a video of her performance. Her song was a Chameleon Circuit song so now I cannot listen to An Awful lot of Running without thinking of my mother humping on the doctor.
Doctor Who Burlesque thing
Doctor Who Burlesque thing
Doctor Who Burlesque thing
