Americans lived together in harmony. Then...
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
chibisokka: jarate: Kidz Bop - My Immortal ...
xenite: there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
novaya-zemlya: things that suck: being invited to hang out with friends, so you brush your hair and put on shoes, only to have them cancel at a moment’s notice. So you just sit back down with a book and your blog
scarletspeedsta: jon-snow: what happens to canadian people if they cant joke about americans not having health care anymore We slink back into our Igloos and wait for the day of the Black Sun to make our move against the fire nation
Mars is filled with water
people: cool at least we know somewhere to get more water when we run out
whovians: don't go near that shit
carsonphillips: I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
d0rothygale: i will never be okay again
ssweaterweather: i think i’m friends with everyone but i don’t think anyones friends with me
brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here